i just wish i could smack people upside the head and ask them WHAT THE FUCK THEY THINK THEY’RE DOING?! ARE YOU A DAMN IDIOT!? -Sean
How To Not Die In A Plane Crash →
youmightfindyourself: 1. First of all, don’t even think about getting on an airplane! What is wrong with you? What are you, some kind of daredevil?? 2. When you must buy plane tickets because someone you love is having some bullshit wedding, think carefully about your seat choice. You might think you want to be near an emergency exit so that you can get on the chute first. But what if the...